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A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was
unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him
that his penis was too long.
"Doctor," he asked in total frustration, "is there any way you can
shorten it?" The doctor replied , "Medically son, there is nothing I
can do. But, I do know a witch who may be able to help you." So, the
doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.
The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story.
"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have
sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The
man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched
her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem.
What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond
you will see a forg sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma.
You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog says
"No', your penis will be 4 inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon
the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his
huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO." The man
looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter! "WOW!" he
screamed out loud.
Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still too long at 16
inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again." Once more he shouted
to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?" The frog rolled its eyes
back in its head and screamed back, "NO!" The man felt another twitch
in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man
laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!"
He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches
long. So, he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a
monster; just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask
the frog to marry me one more time." Grinning, he looked across the pond
and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and
said, "NO! NO! ...
and for the last time, NO!"